If Donald Trump was Amish…
worlds first beard toupee. And it would be horrible.
his catchphrase would be ‘Thou art fired.’
stretch buggies.
he would have turned the other cheek to Rosie’s insults.
no need for comb-over. Black hats look good with everything.
Trump Taj Mahal would be referring to a barn.
the scandal created by him trying to corner the Lancaster County real estate market [...]