If Donald Trump was Amish…
- worlds first beard toupee. And it would be horrible.
- his catchphrase would be ‘Thou art fired.’
- stretch buggies.
- he would have turned the other cheek to Rosie’s insults.
- no need for comb-over. Black hats look good with everything.
- Trump Taj Mahal would be referring to a barn.
- the scandal created by him trying to corner the Lancaster County real estate market would bring him guilt all his days.
- The Apprentice contestants would be challenged to come up with better ways to sell quilts to tourists.
- we’d get to see Ivana minus makeup…
Dear Lord NOOOOOOO!!!!!
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December 28th, 2007 at 1:10 pm