If Oprah Winfrey was Amish…
being on Colonial House would’ve been a step up for her.
Oprah’s Book Club pick? The Bible every time.
the book club would be replaced by Oprah’s Quilt Club.
and Oprah’s Jelly Club.
and Oprah’s Furniture Club.
she wouldn’t care about Barack Obama.
Amish fashions all the rage with women ages 30-49.
she would dismiss the exploits of Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Brittney Spears, [...]