If Bill Gates was Amish…
- Windows Vista would only be available to buy at an auction in rural Washington.
- no blue screen of death because the Amish build things that work right.
- would have been too honest to steal DOS from IBM.
- a Gates quilt on every bed.
- would push Smuckers to the brink of bankruptcy then give them a hand staying afloat.
- his wardrobe would drastically improve.
- so would his haircut.
- his store would change their recipes every few years no matter how much you liked the old ones.
- no pictures would exist of sultry, smoldering, babe-magnet Bill.
