If Tom Brady was Amish…
- it wouldn’t be a big deal if he was spotted with a boot on his foot. He’d always wear boots.
- we’d get to see Pat Patriot with one of those cool beards.
- supermodels in bonnets & long-sleeved black dresses.
- a curious number of children born in his community would look like him.
- his chinstrap would have to be reinforced to hold in that beard.
- new innovations in camerawork due to not being able to record his image.
- he would have set the record for babes scored during Rumspringa.
- even dressed in straw hat, work shirt, black pants, suspenders, & work boots while rocking the Amish beard, he’s still look less goofy than Peyton Manning.
