Parenting on Cruise control
So the allegation has been made that Tom Cruise is not the father of Suri. That indeed, she is the daughter of the late L. Ron Hubbard. I’ll leave all the inane chatter on the social ramifications of this for TomKat to others who have lesser minds & no lives. But as for me, here are my 10 reasons why Tom Cruise cannot be Suri’s father.
- He’s gay.
- He’s really gay.
- He’s totally gay.
- He’s wicked gay.
- He does not find members of the opposite sex attractive.
- He’s gay as Fay on a lovely day in May.
- He was still trying to figure out why that guy squirted him in the face with water.
- He was too busy picking out window treatments with Doogie Howser.
- His search for the child bearing receptacle of the next great prophet of Scientology was taking up too much personal time.
- Did I mention that he’s gay.
He’s makin’ muh thetans tingle!
January 7th, 2008 at 1:14 pm