Take THAT Cruise!
This blog has been neglected lately. Most of the reasons would bore you so I won’t insult your intelligence by going into them. But there is one that I feel the need to tackle. The server that hosts this blog started having some performance issues a couple of weeks ago that have stopped in the last couple of days. I was perplexed as to the reason why as my traffic is low & I don’t have any wildly resource intensive plug-ins running. But upon examining the evidence, I can now say conclusively what the reasons for the problems & the improvement are. Let’s look at the facts shall we.
- The problems began within 2-3 days following my post detailing why Tom Cruise can not be the father of Suri.
- The server began acting in an unusual and unpredictable way, then responsiveness slowed greatly, eventually resulting in some outages.
- This week, Anonymous launched their war on the Church of Scientology & their presence on the internet.
- Today, the server is running like a champ.
There you have it. The answer is plain to see.
I WAS ATTACKED BY SCIENTOLOGISTS!
Clearly the CoS didn’t like that I had exposed their leader for what he really was & launched a denial of service attack on me. But their ability to function on the internet has been crippled by Anonymous & now I’m back in business. And so, let me just say… HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT TOM? HOW ‘BOUT THEM APPLES! WHERE’S BIG BAD XENU & YOUR THETANS NOW? HUH? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Of course, just in case Scientology does survive this war. Remember this is just comedy. Satire even. And you can’t sue over satire right?
Right?