The Modern Amish

A fire at a meat packing plant?  Who’s bringing the barbeque sauce?  You better bring a lot.  This place pushes out about 2 million pounds of steak & ground beef a week.
What’s that?  The fire was burning anhydrous ammonia?  Um….   nevermind.
Darn.  Now I’m all hungry for a T-bone.

I shouldn’t be shocked anymore.  I’ve seen so many things when driving that I should be immune to astonishment now.  But I can’t help it.  It still happens.  I blame NASCAR. 
No don’t get me wrong, I love NASCAR.  Or I used to.  My father used to race all over SW Mo before he settled down, [...]