The Modern Amish

I’m starting to think that my anapalactic episodes are caused by a bacterial infection that is now running wild! I had another one today when, in talking with a co-worker, I thought he said ‘they call him the Samus programmer’. Samus, of course being Samus Aran, the female hero of the Metroid games who [...]

There she is. Across the bathroom. Yon fair maiden. My blushing bride. Yea verily she is beautiful to behold with her crimson lips and skin like satin. Behold, she speaks. Oh rapture! Each word from her lips is as honey for sweetness. I still myself to hear what [...]

Alert readers may ask “What happened to farming tip #13?”.  If hotels can not have a 13th floor, I don’t need a 13th farming tip.  But you may say “That’s not fair!”.  Tough, you can tell it to the judge.  I don’t think so because you’re never taking me alive you pig.  For your own [...]

Then do what I do.

KHAAAANNNNN!!!!
There. Isn’t that better?  I thought so.