The Modern Amish

So I finally got the call.  My 20 year reunion.  The flood of memories was about to begin flowing out of the long forgotten spaces of my mind.  And the voice on the phone brought back a pretty good stream of them herself.
To protect the not so innocent (you never fooled anyone) I’ll just refer [...]

‘Some woman called for you.’ my wife said with just a hint of annoyance in her voice.  Not the type of thing you want to hear usually.  Especially right after church when it seems like you may have to repent of something toot sweet.  Was I in trouble?  Who could this ‘woman’ be?  Will I [...]